To our faithful listeners, rest assured: we have received your mountain of complaints, some even accompanied by process servers! It’s true that the last installment of our series “Voices of Twilight”—the already legendary “The Tartuffe of the Tundra or The Dinner of Kings“—dates all the way back to last April Fool’s Day. Some saw it as a joke, others as an extended Easter break. The truth is much more prosaic: keeping up with Donald Trump’s daily ramblings has become a form of mental combat sport. Between two outings on the green, three truths screamed onto Truth Social at hours when even insomniacs are sound asleep, and television announcements that redefine global diplomacy laws every night, the pace is simply unbearable. Rather than exhausting our sanity commenting on every single compulsive tweet, we preferred to reclaim the high ground—or at least step back far enough to ask the truly, absurdly fundamental questions. So, to answer your legitimate impatience and celebrate our quarterly literary flare-up, here is the long-awaited sequel. Fasten your seatbelts: flight destination Élysée and the bizarre twists of Macronist storytelling is ready for takeoff