The King is naked, and it ain’t pretty. In just one week, Trump’s apparently gone full pathological narcissist mode, a sort of a presidential shipwreck.

First, he tag-teamed with JD Vance to publicly humiliate Zelensky, treating him like a « bad student » while cozying up to Putin as his fellow « witch hunt » victim.

Then, he straight-up banned the entire « real » press corps (NYT, WaPo, CNN… even Fox News wouldn’t sign off!) from the White House and Pentagon, swapping them out for his personal MAGA podcast crew and pro-Kremlin bloggers.

But the real kicker? He’s redecorating the White House into Mar-a-Lago North, complete with gold cherubs from Florida and a new stone patio in the Rose Garden—reportedly because he was worried high heels would sink in the grass. Priorities, right?

To cap it all off, he allegedly posted an AI video of himself as « King Trump » in a fighter jet, dropping literal fecal matter on protesters. He’s not just a buffoon; he’s the « cackling gravedigger » of democracy, and this « obscene circus » is dangerously close to bringing the whole tent down.